Just kidding!

If I were to write myself a matrimonial ad how would it read? (a bit too late  though)

Height: I stand tall in a crowd

Age: Nothing much to talk about

Complexion: Fairly wheatish and do consider that refined wheat flour is as white as it gets and if you are willing to dish out the dough for the proper processing who knows! (Where else but at the spas and beauty parlors)

Favorite food: Food for thought and I often snack on poetry dipped in soul curry!

Dress sense: Anything- preferably long sleeved because you see, I tend to wear my heart on the sleeve and its better to give it some time to slide out and go hunting!

My preferences for the prospective bridegroom- to- be:

Age: Adult enough to stop hanging to his mother’s aprons and believe you me it takes a real man to do that!

Height: Should stand head and shoulders above the crowd if he is to match me!

Looks: I believe that handsome is as handsome does (pun intended indeed)!

Any takers here???????